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Forest fires, hissing snakes and giant snails plague the imagination of this tormented protagonist. A surrealist portrait of isolation and its effects on the mind, A Trip Down Memory Lane chronicles the recovery of a young man, the second Escapist, after the death of a close friend. Start Reading Read Chapter OneRead Chapter TwoRead Chapter ThreeRead Chapter FourRead Chapter FiveRead Chapter … Continue reading
The first Escapist, Thomas, takes a forced vacation from reality to confront his inner demons in a most unusual locale: the moon. Start Reading
After we colored in the last blank spaces on the map, what became of our Lewis and Clark types? Our trailblazers? For Henry, the third Escapist, the end of high school harkened the end of an era of carefree exploration. Now he must choose between the life society has set up for him or getting Lost in the Woods. Start the … Continue reading
Bonjour y’all, welcome to the American Fables’ Review… thingy. I really gotta come up with a better name for these. But that’s all just a bunch of hoopla for Season Two, because tonight I welcome you to the much anticipated ~ Season One Finale ~ At long last, the votes are in and it looks … Continue reading Francegiving
Next up on the chopping block: Euros by The Oh Hellos. Cross your legs, align your chakras, and let’s get a little bit spiritual. But first, an ad from our sponsors: Are you tired of today’s pop songs, always drawing from the same grab-bag of well-worn tropes and tired-out lyrics? Ready to trade lyrics like … Continue reading Eurus
Composed by Wild Child, reviewed by me. Bonjour y’all, and welcome to another cerebrally titillating review brought to you from the somnolent Saintes, a town perpetually blanketed in clouds and cool breezes. Today we’ll actually be doing a double-feature, reviewing two works related, not only in genre, but in geographical origin as well. Join me … Continue reading Expectations
Purée de Sésame
Sésame Butter, Demi-Complète, puréed by La Vie Claire; reviewed by me. Bonjour y’all, and welcome to another riveting review brought to you from Saintes, France. Today we’ll be tucking in to the world of gastronomy and French cuisine with a sinfully unsweet jar of La Vie Claire’s Purée de sésame demi-complète. In a world where … Continue reading Purée de Sésame
Dirk Gently (Season 1)
Alright, we’re back after the holidays and an extended vacation from reviewing. It seems that the Sun has also been on holiday seeing as we haven’t seen daylight in Saintes since before the New Year... on the bright side, this weather’s been great if your New Year’s resolutions were to, say, avoid melanoma or perhaps … Continue reading Dirk Gently (Season 1)